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Alligator words

May 14, 2020

Alligators seem to have a way of getting their victims to utter final words suited for an epitaph. While “fuck the alligators” stands at some epitome of terse recklessness, Cynthia Covert earns some credit in that arena:

Covert said “I don’t look like a deer” and reached to touch the alligator when the animal attacked, according to the report.

Rand Paul is trying to create the appearance of a scandal because quite a few high-level US officials in 2016 wanted to know who was having certain conversations with a Russian ambassador. No, there won’t be Senate hearings on that, because he and his fellow senators know that would be silly. Rand is pretending. He’s not an alligator, but a weasel.

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